Spunk Shuffle
when the lady shuffles to the toliet with her legs closed after s-x to prevent the sp-nk dripping down her legs.
i had to do the sp-nk shuffle all the way down dorm hall last night. (she says)
his mom caught me doing the zoidberg last night. i could not look her in the eyes the next morning.
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