spunkcicles
when you blow your load in a woman’s belly b-tton(outies will not work)then place a toothpick in the j-z and let dry.
hey ladies jay and i had soo much s-x last night we made a sp-nkcicle for all of you
splooge which has been frozen for later use
“margery im to tired tonight, go get the sp-nkcicles out of the freezer” ” i hope you didnt give them to the children again thinking they were lolli pops”
Read Also:
- Mtz
mtz pr-nounced: muts? a person who is good at a single aspect of a something, but believes that they are good at all aspects. example 1: roach: mtz you sh-t b-st-rd, put the sniper down we are playing shipment you dumb mother f-cking inbred piece of sh-t. mtz: stfu roach i cnt yoos ne ova […]
- Mu0n
the most awesomest dude in existence. mu0n, a dude, is so awesomest that he is the most awesomest dude in existence.
- curtain-jerk
in wrestling, this is the term for the match that goes in-between two big storyline enders, to calm the crowd down. also referred to as a buzzkill match. randy orton vs. mick foley hurricane & rosey vs. la resistance
- Spunk Shelter
a wanton woman’s willing hole to deposit male sperm. i emptied a big load in her sp-nk shelter.
- feathers in a ruffle
to get one’s feathers in a ruffle is to become aggravated or worked up over something. bill sucks at driving, but i didn’t want to tell him, lest he would get his feathers in a ruffle.