spunkloaf
beating off while simultaneously pinching a loaf.
i had such a bad p-ss hard-on the other day while taking a cr-p, i decided to whack off at the tame time i took a dump. i took a sp-nkloaf!
the result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and s-m-n: a sp-nk loaf
jimmy wanted to reward his h-m-s-xual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy -ss love. so, he laid a large sp-nk loaf on the dinner table for him.
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