Spunkmuffin
a m-ffin that most certainly has been -j-c-l-t-d upon, therefore being tainted in a way only sp-nkeaters will love.
would you like a sp-nkm-ffin?? its basically a m-ffin covered in gooey sp-nk???
why yes that would be lovely, can i have some p-b-s to sprinkle on top??
a m-ffin filled with sp-nk which can also be used as a term of endearment.
i love you my little sp-nk m-ffin
1: when a woman asks you to c-m on a m-ffin for her to then eat the m-ffin, the c-m (sp-nk) acting as a sort of icing to increase the taste.
2: you can call your girlfriend sp-nk m-ffin as a pet name if you do this with her.
1: i came on the double chocolate chip m-ffin instead of her face and she then proceeded to eat the sp-nk m-ffin whole.
2: hey there my little sp-nk m-ffin, how was your day?
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