Spunky Surprise
when a woman is performing f-ll-t– and she knows the man is about to shoot his load, so in essence, she shoots it into his own face. the woman would essentially point the d-ck directly up, or at an angle for maximum damage on impact. this is utilized for revenge.
man 1: so that b-tch found out i was cheating on her…
man 2: ohh yea, how’d that go?
man 1: awfully, she gave me a sp-nky surprise and after it knocked me out she sedated me and chopped off my left nut.
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