Spurk
speaking to ones self while lurking = spurking
katos was spurking down the office corridor, lewis yelled out “stop spurking your weirdness is creeping me out.” katos said “what do you mean you d-ckhead?” lewis replied you are speaking to yourself and lurking around the office.
to spurt in a sudden, rapid stream from an opening previously clogged up or not working.
it’s spurking!
a woman who has problems with obesity but still wants to be active or engage in s-xual activites or fun….
taylor
k:hey taylor you spurk
tay:ahh well i use tamps
k:really hows that
tay:well they get heavy sometimes.
as in “sman789 is a spurk!”
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