Spyra


a dreadlocked creature who observes, reports, and has superhero spying abilities. he is known to perform various acts of espionage such as peering through vents, using heavy duty lens telescopes, and standing in the men’s locker room with a notepad. he keeps his sh-t locked down.
girl: oh my god, did you just see that??
boy: no, what was it?
girl: i think i just saw, like, a dreadlock coming out of my air vent?!
boy: you know what that means…
girl/boy: spyra!!!!!!!
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