spyte
– verb (spahyt), spytes (spahyts), spote (spoht), spyting (spahy-ting)
to speak, write and type the same time.
spyter (spahy-ter)
– noun
one who spytes.
spyten (spit-n)
– adjective
a combination of the words spoke, typed and written.
you spyte when you use speech recognition software which translates your speech to text. spyting is the fastest and most efficient way to write. i can spyte 150 words per minute and am spyting now. anyone with a smart phone can spyte. i have been spyting, instead of writing or typing, for several years now and i spote a book called suddenly sane.
i am the first spyter, but not the first to use speech recognition
suddenly sane is the spyten word as opposed to the written word.
the act of self f-ll-t–
when mike ghaffari saw the extremely large woman called jade, he spyte himself because he was so h-rny.
to give oneself a bl-wj-b.
an asian with white sungl-sses and long brown hair spyte himself requiring him to wash his hands thoroughly.
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