Sqooshie
a rare mythical creature that can be easily adored.
finding a sqooshie is like finding a piece of heaven.
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a derivation of going number two wherein the excrement is not fully expelled; turtling; sharting. john: kelly, what’s that smell? did you go number 2? kelly: no, my brutha, that was the square root of two. sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.
- Controlled Release
releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance. chad: man, that spicy burrito tore my […]
- coolaid drinker
derived from the johns town cult that commit m-ss sucide by drinking poison cool aid on orders from their leader. a dyed in the wool republican who is certain that nothing the political party could do can ever be wrong. dude stay away from politics at my parents house, my moms a cool aid drinker. […]
- squibbler
one of a number of terms pertaining to the cl-ssification of various kinds of farts. a squibbler indicates the rather anemic sound of a small amount of intestinal gas released in a rather tentative, timid manner resulting in a high-pitched, warbling, somewhat bubbly sound of relatively short duration. “frank just let a squibbler, but d-mn, […]
- coolfreze
an elite newb that gets owned in quake “cf got owned”