squanis
when a dude has a square shaped penial gland.
bill: i had to break it off with my gf.
todd: why?
bill: i was to edgy.
todd: but you’re so chill.
bill: no i mean like my d-ck. it’s a square. i have a squanis.
todd: the f-cks a squanis?
bill: look it up in urban dictionary.
todd:(looks it up) jesus christ!
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