squankadank
to want to have s-x with. wanting to “f-ck”
-dang b i’d squankadank that hoe.
-wilver wants to squankadank that f-g.
-danny squankadanked that umpalumpa smurf in the v-g-n-.
-rene squankadanked the midget that likes to mess around with other midgets.
-saul like to squankadank with walrus. (walrus is giovanny otero who is a well known h-m-s-xual in the stone park area, he is known to have had oral s-x with many f-gs around the area)
-havez is black.
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