Squappety Blap


when your best friend’s brother is blapping you while watching a dvd of old men squatting over a bicycle pump injecting air into their r-ct-m in order to recreate the female queef
squappety blap don’t talk back!
wow your brother gave me a right good squappety blapping last night.

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