Squart
the noise made and unsatisfactory delivery of the contents of a squeezy bottle sauce if it has not been stored correctly, vertically on its cap. etymology squirt and fart.
the squarting ketchup prompted aunt nelly to hurriedly open the windows during last fridays dinner party
when a man squirts a quart of c-m!
i gave that c-mpire a squart an’ she swallowed every drop!
when someone has a wet fart, that you can’t control.
poo juice may be formed in ones -rs-.
person 1: what the f-ck was that!
person 2: my bad….that was my squart
person 1: righhhtttt…..
when a woman farts following s-x which leads to a squirt of seminal fluid from her v-g-n-.
honey that was such amazing s-x. ooops, i just squarted. can you get me a towel?
when your stomach makes a farting sound and it’s not a fart but it sounds like one. known to cause embarr-ssment.
originated from the combination of the squelching sound your stomach makes that resembles a fart: squelching stomach fart = squart.
i drank my water too quickly, and my stomach squarted.
a fart produced while squatting, either accidentally or on purpose.
sandra videoed herself doing squarts on a d-ld-.
when a person farts and excrement squeezes out as well. can be used as a verb or a noun. also known as a shart. a line in the movie “along came polly” refers to this type of flatulence.
“oh man i have to leave. i just squarted.”
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