squash
to put a end to.
resolve.
“you need to squash that beef between you and your dad if you expect to make progress”
an indoor racquet sport -not to be confused with racquetball- that is best played during a long lunch or after work with fellow alumni from one’s prep school and/or private college. popular among wasps, it offers an opportunity to get a vigorous workout without the monotony/drudgery of jogging or pursuing a less exclusive pastime. often played during the winter months, it offers an excellent opportunity to “cross-train” for summer sports such as: tennis, yachting, crew, and badminton.
harvard student: “i can’t believe that trinity’s squash team beat us again! none of their players are even from the united states…”
see: ivy league, nescac
sport played with a racquet and a rubber ball.
squash is a sport .
a racquet sport extremely popular in select areas in the us like california , and most of the east coast .
-is played indoors in a court somewhat like, but not to be confused with, racquetball .
-is popular with kids with a juniors program.
-has been named one of the top two sports, along with compet-tive swimming .
-is aweeesoomee!
guy: so what’d you do this weekend?
player: i played squash!
guy: mhm and how did that go?
player: great, i hit this drop and the other guy totally couldn’t get it, not to mention my serving was great- i finally got that lob serve down.
guy: i have no idea what you’re talking about.
“squanderable cash”
1) “i need to work some overtime this week otherwise i don’t have any squash for john’s bachelor party”
2) “my wife found my squash in the sock drawer and spent it on shoes”
n. mental ac-men, wherewithal, coherence, “cool.”
1) when doug found out his car was stolen, he lost his squash and started punching a telephone pole. 2) after drinking 30 beers, lisa was utterly squashless and wound up p-ssing out on the staircase.
(proper adjective) a mood or feeling exclusive to a specific tasha, which covers the vague inability to select any specific mood at the time, without excluding the possibility of influence from the wider spectrum of moods and feelings.
i am feeling squash today…
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