Squashed
when you settle an argument; when you’re no longer upset/interested in a dispute.
bob: i’m sorry for picking a fight with you last night.
dave: it’s squashed.
the act of an obesed women jumping on a thin man during s-x
“hey man, eddie totally got squashed last night”….”i know i felt the earthquake, too…it felt like a 4.6”
noun
(skwashed)
1. the state obtained by consuming copious quant-ty’s of -ssorted non-specific drugs. usually -ssociated with, but not limited to, dizziness, euphoria, loss of conciseness, anonymous s-x, good vibes, bad vibes, erectile dysfunction, raging b-n-rs, the giggles, the munchies, and an overall sense that, quote, “last night was f-cking awesome.”
synonyms: smashed, plastered, hammered, blown, trashed, ect.
antonyms: being a p-ssy, wallflowering, sobriety, ect.
jordan: “holy sh-t brandon i’ve never been so squashed in my life!”
brandon: “i’ll bet! three g’s, a bottle of vick’s, and two drops of adrenocrome will do that to a person.”
jordan: “by the way, have you seen my car?”
brandon: “it’s on the roof.”
a description of the body type of a guy who is short yet incredibly muscular, he looks as if he were meant to be taller and g-d hit him over the head squashing him down to a shorter stature
that guy is so squashed, he looks like he should be 6 feet tall.
the destroying of any member of the squash family on an enemy’s porch, car, house, etc.
bro!! shawndiqua was bein too b-tchy…so i squashed the sh-t outta her.
(v.) the act of having s-x with one.
most commonly used by alex justus of crosspointe, fairfax station, va 22039
alex: hey mike, last night i squashed ashley well
mike: why would you use the word squashed you -sshole
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