Squashpumping
when a male -j-c-l-t-s upon a squash (or similar produce i.e. cuc-mber, zucchini, large carrot sticks) then proceeds to insert j-zz covered veggie into a woman’s (or male) orifice of choice.
“i was squashpumping megan the other day; you should have seen the load i blew on that zucchini, dawg.”
“i hope julia doesn’t choke on all of our c-m when we start squashpumping her”
“wanna have a squashpumping orgy?”
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