Squatch

(n) term used mainly in the west coast california, often meaning “get the f-ck out” or “be gone”.
-girl – yo let me get an ounce of that kush for a bj
-boy – nah, squatch b-tch
a term to describe a disturbingly hairy v-g-n-. the word squatch derives from the mythical beast the sasquatch.
dude, i was about to tap that hot chick from the store. but she took her pants off and i saw that squatch and ran.
another term for bigfoot, or sasquatch; also used to describe a particularly hairy and / or bearded man.

can also be used as a t-tle or proper noun.
here comes the squatch! what’s up, squatch!
the powerfully intense p–p you take the day after a night/day of heavy drinking. ….basically the hangover-sh-t.
ugggghhh breh, i’m hungover as fack……i think i feel a squatch brewin bruh
the name for the dried s-m-n that accrues in the hair and the beard-hairs of truckers who’ve been hanging out at truck-stop glory holes.
“hey brother, you got some squatch in your beard, you’d better wash that out”
dirty std infested v-g-n-
“shaun has been real desperate lately, so desperate he f-cked that little squatch downstairs in apartment c, now he’s got scabies, warts and the hiv.”
squatting to take a sh-t in the woods like sasquatch (bigfoot).
when i was out hiking i had to squatch one on the trail.

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