Squatch noodlin


an activity, usually done in the woods of the pacific northwest , at night, after much drinking. during this activity one locates a hollow log which likely contains a sasquatch. next an appendage of the noodlers choosing is inserted into the hollow log. the sasquatch will then bite down on the appendage and can then be easily removed from the log and captured.
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