Squawking Seagull
when a young man coppulating with a young lady on a beach decides to pull out and dip his love wand into the sand only to return his member into her fruitful p-ssage leaving the poor unfortunate female squawking like a seagull.
the squawking seagull does not need an example.
when having s-x on the beach or any other sandy surface near a large body of water the male removes his p-n-s from the female v-g-n-, dips it in the sand, then reinserts his p-n-s into the v-g-n- thus causing the female to squawk and scream.
my girlfriend wont go to the beach with me anymore since i gave her the squawking seagull last time we went together.
when laying on a beach you throw sand into a girls v-g-n-
guy1:”oh dude did you see tim just give that girl a squawking seagull”
guy2:”oh d-mn i missed it”
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