Squawktard
a r-t-rded person that utters a loud, harsh cry, as a duck, parrot, or other fowl might sound. trust me dude, they are out there, and holy sh-t are they frightening!
dude, i saw a squawktard today at a restaurant, and it was staring at me making this g-d awful sound. i thought they had a bird at first until i locked eyes with it, and it freaked out.
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