squeaky toe
when you finger a girl with your big toe right after she has douched, thus leaving your toe squeaky clean and smelling like garden flowers or original scent.
friend #1: how was your date with jessica last night?
friend #2: it was great! i was playing video games so all i could do is finger her with my toes.
friend#1: whoa! did she give you a squeaky toe?
friend #2: mountain pine scent!
friend #1: lucky!!
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