Squeated
any kind of juicy, or moist object that is foul (past tense) when you juice yourself, unexpectidly.
” oh my gosh, i squeated so hard during that movie tonight, gotta go home and change my panty liner”
“the doctor said i have chronic squeating disorder. we cant sleep in the same bed anymore”
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