Squeeb
a square and a dweeb rolled into one. the lamest of the lame.
you see steve over there doing his homework? what a squeeb!
a fringe haircut with long bangs thrown to one side, short underneath and often shaved. it has been worn famously by the likes of tony hawk, richie hawtin and phillip oakey of the human league. the term may have been popularized by 1980s skateboarding magazines such as thrasher.
“tony’s squeeb haircut probably didn’t help his standing amongst the hardcore crowd either.” -from bleacher report’s best old school skateboarders of all time article
a nickname used to describe a girl who is very unique and often considered weird. this girl is one who is also aware of how others see her but is confident in herself and is always pushing her style to new extremes in a battle to stay unique.
person 1: hey did you see that girl?
person 2: yea, i heard her friends call her squeebs. she’s kinda weird.
person 1: really? i like her style it’s unique.
a dumb, fake, money grubbin girl.
yo, that girl is a squeeb.
a squeeb is a person who demonstrates stupidity when they talk. calling someone a squeeb is dissing them for their ignorance of normal human behaviour.
mr. di sano is a big squeeb and doesn’t know what he is talking about.
v. giving oral s-x to you best ability
sentence: guy speaking to girl: “aye, when you gone give me the squeeb?”
a hairstyle popularized by rock band. basically three tentacles of hair going to the side of one’s face, with the tips died a certain color. sort of like a triple emover.
guy: i want my rock band guy to have a squeeb!
other guy: why? the squeeb is gay!
guy: no it isnt!
other guy: i’m embarr-ssed to have you as my drummer.
to squeeze through a crowd of people.
“watch out, i’m squeebing through!”
“i’m just gonna squeeb through here real quick”
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