squeedge
squeedge- to p-ss someone off to the fullest extant definition 2 someone that p-sses others off definition 3 to throw something at someone that would p-ss them off
you d-mn squeedge why the f-ck did you squeedge me
to escape, ditch, leave.. to get out of a situation that isn’t comfortable or you simply dont want to be in
kid 1 hangin out with annoying kid 2. kid 1 wants to leave cuz he does not want to be waisting his time with kid 2 so tells kid 2 “ehhh sorry, i gotta squeedge.”
when you p-ss yourself when you sleep
d-mn that mother f-cker squeedged my bed!
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