squeegee headed penis leech
1. a woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. a term of endearment among certain alaskan males
3. a rare s-xually transmitted disease carried by albino peruvian midget cliff divers.
1. “after she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed p-n-s leech. it felt good but i feel like i need to vacuum and dust now and why am i wearing dockers”
2. “my snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed p-n-s leech laughed at me as he rode by.”
3. “sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed p-n-s leech she gave me made steak tartar of my d-ck!”
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