squeemu
a rarely sighted cross breed between a common ground squirrel, and an emu. found mostly throughout southern germany and the mountains of switzerland. nearly wiped out in the early to mid 40’s, the squeemu was hunted by the n-z-‘s for its thick, l-strious coat of fur, and sharp, blade-like extremities. (beak, talons, etc.) the squeemu is a ruthless killer and efficient hunter. if ever in contact, run.
“hey look its a squeemu.” -a
-“oh my god ruunnnnnn” -b
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