Squeeze the hedgehog
to fart, p-ss gas in a loud and farty manner. no sbd’s (silent but deadly). requires sound. preferrably loud. smell not required.
coined after a very kind person gave a toy hedgehog to someone who recognized the toy as a hedgehog. giver was not aware that when you squeezed the hedgehog it gave off a loud fart sound. he was rather embar-ssed when he discovered it when he said “hey, i think it talks!” ande then squeezed out a loud hedgehog…priceless.
“wow, i had way too much beer and way too many buffalo wings last night. i’m going to be squeezing the hedgehog all day.”
“my stomach hurts. i really need to squeeze the hedgehog, alot.”
“don’t come over here. i just squeezed the hedgehog and it stinks still.”
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