squeeze weiner
squeeze weiner is said by ohmwrecker during recording session of cards against humanity, the crew, which included mini ladd, bigjigglypanda, daithidenogla, basicallyidowrk, ohmwrecker, and smii7y, started the session with their normal cards antics. until they turned their point of humor on ohmwrecker.
ohmwrecker is a youtuber with over 1 million subscribers, he plays a mult-tude of video games on his channel with many of the people listed above, however he hadn’t previously played cards against humanity, so his friends invited him to play. ohm was the b-tt of many jokes in a previous session , and was called many times, a “noob.”
during a round in which basicallyidowrk was the card czar, the black card read: “i love it when you _____.” the winning card of the round was bigjigglypanda, who played the card: “pick this card so ohm doesn’t win.” (at this point if ohm got another point he would win.) however the standout card was the one on the far right end, which simply read “squeeze my weiner” which smii7y was kind enough to point out.
person : hey, do you want to buy an pack of hotdogs on the market?
ohmwrecker : no we’ll buy squeeze weiner instead
person : what?!?!?!
ohmwrecker : squeeze weiner don’t know about it?
person : no.
ohmwrecker : it’s because someone squeeze my weiner
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