Squeezer
when a woman grebs a p-n-s tightly till the helmet throbs
the missus gave me a good squeezer last night on the job…….right on the vinegar strokes too!!
a tight aggressive poker player. plays conservatively but aggressive. is known to trap with big hands.
the squeezer trapped the donkey for all his chips sending him to the rail.
a handjob that involves a tight grip of the shaft.
people are starting to recognize me. a stripper offered me a squeezer last night dude…. a white stripper!
a hand job. when another person (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man’s p-n-s with her hand(s) until the man -j-c-l-t-s.
“i got a squeezer from an indian girl on a bunk-bed, so i think i got the whole harvard experience.” frank – 30 rock
w-nker, usaully applied in a non-literal manner.
steve-“robert is giving me the sh-ts. he borrowed $20 and said he can’t pay it back, but he just bought a new car, he is a trainee and tells me how to do my job and he only talks about how hot his misses is and she’s a dog!”
greg- “what a squeezer”
naturally large br–sts
“did you see the squeezers on her?!”
note to white people:
hood slang for gun
conversation
person a: yo you got the squeezer on you?
person b: nah bro i left that sh-t at home!
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