squench
a portmanteau of “squish” and “clench”, denoting the act of two soft objects pressing against each other.
“that meeting was really tense; my b-mcheeks were squenched.
squench, verb: to squat down low to the ground while farting in an attempt to hide the stench.
“william, did you just take a knee? no, i was squenching and you’re lucky i did because i had a big bean burrito for lunch.”
an ugly wench. typically a wench that is overweight and disgusting to look at.
there were squenchs about that made me nearly vomit.
any and every word that can be used.
i squenchily squenched your mom’s squenchy squench last night.
while i’m sure the above one is true, it is also the act of m-ssaging a c-ck hotdog style with your -ss cheeks
see the tokyo shuffle
we were doin the shuffle but she couldnt squench hard enough
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