squibbing
the act of pleasuring yourself in manure and/or horse dung.
farmer to friend: couldn’t believe it, went down to clear out the muck-spreader, only to find a load of tissues and some bloke squibbing himself senseless.
while performing procreation in the canine position it is the act of skillfully and secretly sliding one’s thumb over the -n-s of the receiving partner and apply firm pressure to ensure a taught fit will occur and inform that person you are about to test the area. you then insert the tip, just the tip, of the thumb to stimulate/exonerate the gratification.
she was very happy when i decided to use the squibbing technique instead of railing the evil little hole so she would walk straight that week.
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