Squid finger


some one with a deformed hand who finds it hard to hold objects without dropping them, used in similar circ-mstances as b-tter fingers.
john tries to pick up the gl-ss but drops it on the floor

peter: nice one squid fingers…

mike: have you seen that boy who’s in our sociology cl-ss, he’s got a bad case of squid fingers
a condition afflicting kitchen workers wherein small squid become affixed to your fingers.
that emily rich girl has squid fingers. wow.

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