squid job
when a girl gives a guy a hand job by putting the tip in her palm and wrapping her hand around it that way, resembling a squid
“i got a squid job from my girl last night.”
“a what?”
“ya she doesnt know how to do a real hand job, but its pretty much the same thing.”
a handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. a squid job is used when discretion is needed.
the other night at dinner my best friend’s wife gave me a squid job while we were waiting to order!
when a sailor in the navy eats a live squid for initiation purposes.
during my squid job, i was sprayed with ink.
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