squidley bob
a person who over protects themselves for physical contact.
austin plays lacrosse with upper arm pads to protect his triceps, what a squidley bob.
he also plays with a wooden shaft.
pr-nunciation{skwid lee bob}
alternate{squee lee bob}
noun-a person lacking in common sense, masculinity, coordination, the ability to settle; often times these traits are employed simutaneoously.
brad freed wore a dress shirt to lacrosse practice, what a squidley bob.
keagan is one squirley mother f-cker, he too is a squidley bob.
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