Squidward

the ‘straight guy’ on the comedy known as spongebob squarepants
“you have to feel sorry for squidward sometimes”
the only normal character on the tv show spongebob squarepants. he is a squid.
squidward said that spongebob is immature.
a character in spongebob squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.
squidward is way more cool than spongbob.
a squid with a c-ck hanging from its face on the cartoon spongebob squarepants. it likes to play the skinflute and yell at the funny characters on the show
oh my word thats a huge c-ck on that squidwards face
one of my many many many obsessions.
he is spongebob’s neighbor and is the only person on spongebob who is realistic but still funny in a way.
“squidward is so awesome!^^ mooooot!”-me
(noun) – the squidward is the most advanced and technical form of teabagging. to perform a squidward maneuver, one must carefully place scr-t-m above the nose (perfect form involves gently lowering one’s nuts onto the victim’s eye sockets) and proceed to flop his/her p-n-s on the victim’s nose. this will replicate the character of squidward from spongebob, and leave one with ultimate disgrace and shame.

(verb) – to squidward. squidwarded.
“man, after thomas p-ssed out leon came over and gave him the most vile squidward i have ever seen.”

thomas – “…wow…shane would have a really nice squidward.”

“i think this dbag wants a squidward to the face.”

“i squidwarded that kid so bad…i kind of feel bad for him.”
when a man places his t-st-cl-s on the girls eyelids and lays his p-n-s down her nose… she loooks like squidward
this girl was so kinky last night, she told me to squidward her.

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