Squidwarding
the act of c-mming in her mouth so hard it hurts. in reference to a woman in south korea who had her mouth impregnated by eating a squid. she complained of intense pain in her mouth after the squid sperm made contact
bro, i squidwarded her so hard she might need new tastebuds. (past tense of squidwarding)
squidwarding is the act of taking ones t-st-cl-s, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your p-n-s and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character squidward from the childrens show spongebob squarepants
i was squidwarding this one girl last night while she was sleeping
the act of placing ones t-st-cl-s over anothers eyes, and your p-n-s down their nose, to give the apperance of the character squidward from the childrens show spongebob squarepants.
i was squidwarding everyone last night
the act of laying ones t-st-cl-s in anothers eyes and laying your p-n-s down their nose, giving them the appearance of the character squidward’s face from the tv show spongebob squarepants
i was squidwarding everyone that fell asleep last night
verb. the act of placing one’s erect p-n-s upon anothers nose.
i squidwarded that girl last night.
squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.
please don’t squidward me whilst i sleep.
a s-xual act involving the placement of the t-st-cl-s above the eyes and the p-n-s placed upon the nose. this results in the face of the person being squidwarded’s face looking similar to the character squidward from spongebob.
the man was having some b-ttery b-tts-x with his woman when he decided to squidard her. while squidwarding didn’t really give either one any physical pleasure, it was rather hilarious for the man.
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