Squiff
to be scruffy or cute
hey, that hot girl over there’s looking pretty d-mn squiff!
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a s-xy young girl that wears sl-tty clothing and puts out. also can be used as another word for p-ssy.
example: we should head over to the fair tonight and find some squiff.
example: ed’s sister is a hot peice of squiff.
a mixture of skew and whiff (skew-whiff)
the data you gave me is a bit squiff
an underling or lacky
“this is rodrigo and this is his squiff tony”
similar to a square or geek, sometimes called a “boffin” (particularly in minehead). possibly confined to taunton in somerset.
“what you do your homework for, you f-cking squiff???”
a queef involving a spewed cream pie
she squiffed and it felt good
to draw in and exhale marijuana smoke from a one-hitter or a “urban camouflaged” cigarette lookalike crack pipe. must be done in public in a very covert manner.
yo bro, you wanna squiff on here?
dispute, disagreement or misunderstanding in a relationship.
she was upset because we had a squiff.
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