squiffy


being slightly intoxicated.
i’m not drunk i’m just a bit squiffy right now.
awkward, wrong, lopsided, ruffled or strangely different.
“i’ve got got squiffy tail feathers”
or
“she posed squiffily”
a mild alcoholic buzz
she was a bit squiffy after a couple of beers.
a word inferring the act of getting high smoking pot, used in the presence of those who might be offended by a blatant reference to pot and who will accept the term as a reference to a buzz from alcohol.
i’m a little out of it today, since we got squiffy last night.
something imagined or not real
“i saw a unicorn last night”
“really? sounds a bit squiffy to me”
statement of complete ambivilence. often used as a bland response to a statement that is neither good nor bad nor particularly interesting.
dave – i worked on a boat once. jenny – isn’t that squiffy.
the feeling you get when you’re hungover and your stomach is empty of food and its feels well soft, normally cured by eating something
at 2pm
ed: tom mate we were f-cked last night..
tom: yea man i feel really squiffy right now!
ed: lets get summit to eat bro you’ll feel sweet after!

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