Squifty
squifty; a squifty is a stone of a flat circular shape that can be skiffed (squift or squifted) of a stretch of water. a person who does the squifting action is a squifter, and to squift is to squift a squifty stone.
i picked up a small, flat, circular stone and said to myself, “this is a fantastic squifty”.
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