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• squiggah

  a black squirrel boiiii look at that squiggah chewin on his nuts

• Squirrel Bushing

  v: the act of a woman inserting a squirrel head-first into her v-g-n-, while leaving the bushy-tail outside of her body. “i saw it! she has a hairy p-n-s!” “naw man, she’s just squirrel bushing.”

• Squirrel Hat

  n. a bowl shaped item fasioned by the collecting of sperm inside the foreskin and waiting until it dries. the resultant fragile casting is so named for its resemblance to a hat that could only fit a small rodent. i broke my leg last year and had to spend 2 months in bed. having bored […]

• unaware person

  the person who hangs out with you that you talk trash about behind their back. when they come over, the person with whom you talk trash with will laugh and say, “unaware person is unaware.” inb4thispostmakespeopleinsecure douchebag: hey guys w-ssup! brian: hey! geoffrey: unaware person is unaware

• oh shit cunt

  this is a thing you have to yell out loud when people are reminiscing about inane things because irony and bullsh-t have become the primary cultural currency of our pathetic generation. “hey, did you ever hear about thundercats?” “i remember that! did you ever hear about mouse trap the board game?” “i remember that! did […]

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