Squigly fish
surprising someone by wiggling your finger up one’s -n-s (without them knowing), while yelling “squigly fish!”. clothes may or may not be worn during this.
-john is standing in line at the concession stand waiting to get his popcorn-
april: squigly fish!!!!
john: holy f-ck! you got all the way in there dammit!
april: yeah what can i say, i’m just good like that.
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