squimmy jimmy
when a couple does -n-l for so long, the d-ck starts to push in there stomach. the acid from the stomach starts to corrode the d-ck. since there d-ck is in the liquid acid the d-ck starts to get very soggy, and falls off as well being dissolved in the stomach. the d-ck is now a small little stub that looks like an erect cl-t, with b-lls, that can only wiggle and squirm.
“becka, i can’t believe what happened last night. my boyfriend gave me -n-l, it felt so good, after an hour or so i gave him a squimmy jimmy. now i don’t gotta worry about him cheating on me anymore!”
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