squint

1) geek.
2) extremely intelligent person who lacks social skills.
3) derogatory term for such people that stereotype them as people who examine things very closely and look down on others that are not as intellectually intelligent.
4) a nickname for scientists, who “squint” a lot in their work
“the squints were -ssigned to examine the body very closely to find out clues about how the person was killed.”

often said in the tv show, bones.
a person who only ventures outside their room for compulsory activity or food. generally wears green clothing and doesn’t lift.
hey parker, check out that m-ssive squint waldon over there
the man in sandlot which is one of the greatest movies of all time. he made out with wendy peffercorn becuase he has giant b-lls. then he boned her when he grew up.
squints is the man. that’s it.
the group of scientists at the jeffersionian inst-tute which fbi agent seely booth calls “squints”
come on squints we got a case!
not having the eyes completely open.

can also mean to look for something that may or may not be there. this definition is mainly used in fanfiction.
there are hints of slash in that oneshot if you squint.
squint is a term used to describe a persons level of attractiveness.

squint is a level above ‘quiche’ (so hot you want to f-ck them).

thus, squint refers to someone being so hot you can’t even f-ck them, all you can do is stare (squint) at their beauty.

squint is 11/10- it is the ultimate level of hotness.
“omg christina is looking so squint tonight”

“hey loz, don’t you reckon beyonce is just so squint?!”
to be incapable of opening one’s eyes more than just a slit. may result from constant exposure to smoke, i.e. in the case of a pothead, or in the event of being struck in the face by a piece of citrus fruit at high velocity.
the stoner squinted at me after i pegged him in the face with an orange.

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