squirff
a squirff is when a fart creates an air pocket between a male’s scr-t-m and groin area. they tickle a little bit.
“man, that squirff tickled my scr-t-m. shoo wee, it smells like vinegar.”
a squirff occurs when a male p-sses gas and the fart gets stuck between his scr-t-m and groin area. the pocket of air eventually finds it’s way into the open air and transforms from a fart into a squirf. they smell similar to a fart but with a hint of vinager.
“man, that squirff tickled when it squeezed between my scr-t-m. p-ss me another beer would ya?”
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