Squirrel Allergies
the painful reality that those of us who are allergic to squirrels suffer from.
one time i was lying in the gr-ss looking up at the clouds and all of a sudden a squirrel landed on my face. due to my horrible squirrel allergies, my head exploded upon impact. i was rushed to the hospital, and after 38 hours of surgery from the leadong asian headsposiologist, and a whole roll of duct tape, my squirrel allergy attack was finally taken care of.
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