squirrel anus
often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; squirrel -n-s is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.
my wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. little did she know that i had the squirrel -n-s.
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