Squirrel board
a squirrel board is a m-st-rb-t–n device used by trappers and mountain men when they were without a woman to keep them satisfied.
a board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the p-n-s is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.
trapper eugen killer trapper piotr when he discovered him using his squirrel board!
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