Squirrel Monkey
when a short person gets really p-ssed and is ready to attack you
man, my girl will go off on you like a squirrel monkey….its jersey sh-r- b-tch!
any species in which reproductive organs of both s-xes are present.
also see: hermaphrodite
confused individual: “are you a man or are you a woman??”
hermaphrodite: “neither, imma squirrel monkey!”
to bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye b-lls. a very violent act.
meghan: “no one cares..”
bridget: “im gonna kill you like a squirrel monkey!”
a word used for a hot guy. prefurably a jock.
whoa, that squirrel monkey just got a touch down!
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