squirrel patch


your “squirrel patch” is for men, mostly, the nasty section of hair above your -ss and on your lower back. this is for men who are not hairy like bigfoot, all over their backs…this term just refers to the ugly “patch” of hair at the bottom of the back.
that b-tch scowled when i took of my shirt and she first glanced at my squirrel patch when i had my back turned toward her.

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