squirrel sauce
squirrel sauce, n.: internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. coined by carleton university political scientist steve seideman.
“i opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce.”
“please quit sending me video clips from pajamas media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives.”
“i didn’t get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce.”
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